Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course