She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

Well, fuck me, you interrupted my jerk off! Let's postpone the class

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?